There are several ways to wake a heavy sleeper. Screaming ‘Get up you lazy… er… person’ is one method, but it’s invariably met by a mumbled response involving the word ‘off’. So how do you rouse annoying layabouts without buying half a ton of bulky percussion? Easy, you purchase a...
There are several ways to wake a heavy sleeper. Screaming ‘Get up you lazy… er… person’ is one method, but it’s invariably met by a mumbled response involving the word ‘off’.
So how do you rouse annoying layabouts without buying half a ton of bulky percussion? Easy, you purchase a Sonic Grenade! Simply pull the pin on this amusingly heartless device, lob it into the sleeper’s room, yell ‘fire in the hole!’ and run for cover. Within twenty seconds a piercingly loud, spectacularly annoying noise will blast from this comedy grenade’s innards, causing the sleeper to wake up faster than you can say ‘I love it when a plan comes together’.
What makes the Sonic Grenade particularly effective (and hilarious) is the fact it can only be deactivated by replacing the pin, so victims have to get up and find you (and the pin) in order to silence its dreadful caterwauling.
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